I Have A Right To Defend My Home!
My wife has always been hooked on home improvement shows. And one of her favorites of course is "Trading Spaces." She's even talked about getting with one of the neighbors and writing in, hoping we would be selected to be on the show.
I, on the other hand, have seen what these evil people are capable of. I've seen how they can ruin a perfectly good room. What really freaks me out is how easily they will toss a ceiling fan. Now, up North, ceiling fans may be considered decoration. But here in the deep south, they're an essential part of your home. If they're gonna toss ceiling fans in the South, they need to be also tossing radiators and floor heaters in the North.
So I've given my wife fair warning. If the "Trading Spaces" truck ever shows up in front of MY house, I'll lay down suppression fire!
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NEWS FLASH!!
My wife just informed me Sith will be out on May 1st. Yippee!!
She's even a bigger Star Wars fan than I am. I married well. :)
(Let's just forget that whole "Trading Spaces" thing. Shhhhhh.)
I, on the other hand, have seen what these evil people are capable of. I've seen how they can ruin a perfectly good room. What really freaks me out is how easily they will toss a ceiling fan. Now, up North, ceiling fans may be considered decoration. But here in the deep south, they're an essential part of your home. If they're gonna toss ceiling fans in the South, they need to be also tossing radiators and floor heaters in the North.
So I've given my wife fair warning. If the "Trading Spaces" truck ever shows up in front of MY house, I'll lay down suppression fire!
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NEWS FLASH!!
My wife just informed me Sith will be out on May 1st. Yippee!!
She's even a bigger Star Wars fan than I am. I married well. :)
(Let's just forget that whole "Trading Spaces" thing. Shhhhhh.)
posted by Toxic Avenger at 9:36 PM
6 Comments:
FIRST!
Congrats on marrying well! (I'm coming up on anniversary 16!)
Might I inquire as to the implement to be used for suppression fire?
Just curious.
In my world, I have .50 cal's mounted on my roof.
In the real world, I'd just wine alot.
Mmmmm...50's.
As long as we are dreamin'
Razor wire and and steel reinforced concrete bunkers would be nifty.
Retractable spikes in the yard/driveway would be cool too.
Man!
Retractable spikes would be totally awesome!!!
Hey Toxic Avenger you said it this post now that rings true. I swear by my homes ceiling fans, talk about sweet cool fresh air beats air conditioning any day!
I found some good deals through Outdoor Ceiling Fan and other resource sites. Anyway if people need Outdoor Ceiling Fan related stuff they should check it out.
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