Dr. Spacemonkey Update #2

Some of you may have read my comment on The Flying Spacemonkey Chronicles regarding Spacemonkey's post titled New Sunglasses. If you'll recall, I was able to shed some insight into the diabolical world of Dr. Spacemonkey and his goings on at Spacemonkey Island.

Well, I feel it is my duty to continue my service to the world as I provide detailed information regarding Dr. Spacemonkey's activities. And I want to take this opportunity to thank the anonymous contributor at IMAO who was actually able to obtain photographs of this ellusive monstrosity (not to mention a few glimpses of your's truly during one of myreconnaissance outings).

You see, Dr. Spacemonkey is a product of the elusive Plum Island facility. However, due to unseen circumstances, Dr. Spacemonkey escaped the seemingly secure confinement of the Plum Island facility, made his way past the outer perimeter, and swam to a passing ferry.

It was here that Dr. Spacemonkey gained access to the mainland, exposing us all to his dangerous and evil ways. However, unable to function in society, he was forced back into seclusion. Rumor has it, he found passage to a small island and, using his powers of influence, was able to procure the money and resources to develop a rather large and sophisticated complex on his island. His new home, now referred to as Spacemonkey Island, has become the source for countless rumors of sick and twisted experimentation and various monkey business. Take the bat winged pig, for example. I'm sorry to reveal such horrors to you, but it IS my duty.

Make no mistake. I will not rest until this menace is neutralized. Please stay tuned as I guide you through the primate underworld into the realm of....

Dr. Spacemonkey and Spacemonkey Island [...screaming...]