Camp Splodytard
Reading this article (http://www.imao.us/archives/005402.html), I started to wonder how suicide bombers are trained. Then I thought how amusing (in a sort of dark, grotesque way) it would be to discover a suicide bombing training camp.
Nestled in a valley in some desert, accessible only by a dusty dirt road, lies "Camp Splodytard". You wouldn't think a camp like this would have much luck with training, though. The only graduates would have failed to detonate their practice charges at the test range.
So, would you have awards akin to marksmanship? What would you pin the marksmanship pin to anyway? The hall of fame might include a trophy cabinet with marksmenship pins attached to scraps of shirt material with *you know what* embedded in them. (You know what, 'cause I'm starting to gross myself out on this idea.)
And then there are the satellite photos. Yuck.
(BTW, I don't know who came up with "splodytard", but read it over on JimmyB's site, http://www.theconservativeuawguy.blogspot.com.
Nestled in a valley in some desert, accessible only by a dusty dirt road, lies "Camp Splodytard". You wouldn't think a camp like this would have much luck with training, though. The only graduates would have failed to detonate their practice charges at the test range.
So, would you have awards akin to marksmanship? What would you pin the marksmanship pin to anyway? The hall of fame might include a trophy cabinet with marksmenship pins attached to scraps of shirt material with *you know what* embedded in them. (You know what, 'cause I'm starting to gross myself out on this idea.)
And then there are the satellite photos. Yuck.
(BTW, I don't know who came up with "splodytard", but read it over on JimmyB's site, http://www.theconservativeuawguy.blogspot.com.
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